What the fever dreams have taught me

- That children are not our future. Also, they should not be allowed out at night to beat sleeping sick people with whiffle ball bats.
- That hell is both burny and freezy, like a McDLT.
- That all of you people are against me.
- That you all can read my mind, which may be why you are all against me.
- That contrary to popular wisdom, paranoia is not a self-destroya, instead it’s all that stands between me and local youth with bats.


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