Bar Room Writers Offensive reading

Last Saturday I had the pleasure of reading with Mortimur K, Cristien Storm, Doug Nufer, and my very good friend, Eric Greenwalt. Thanks to our good friends at Barca for having us and to Phil Petrocelli of soultheft records for handling the sound and creating some amazing fliers. I'm happy to say that after a week of ineffectually throwing myself at a brick wall, I figured out how to get audio files posted. The process was very similar to the plot of Tron. In any case, here are the two stories I read that night, the first is "Dibs on his first day of watercolor class," and the second, longer piece is "They threw snowballs at Santa Claus."