Several weeks ago, there was an incident involving my good friend, Mr. Greenwalt, and the door of the men's room at a bar called Vermillion. We decided that the best way to deal with the effect of this occurence was to have a fundraiser at the same establishment involving a short reading by Mr. Greenwalt and a movie production of my own (with many thanks to Grant, Chelsea, and Eric). Typically, you will not see the words "rousing success" alongside the words " though only five people showed up." That is also true for our event. My friends, please allow me to present The Hole.